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[May. 7th, 2018|10:37 pm] |
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Feel like making a enemy friend?
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Welcome to the random rants of one angry & confused genderfucking piss ant affectionately known as bernard? Most of the posts will be publicly boring. |
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[Nov. 20th, 2009|11:42 am] |
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Tonight I'm going to an Amanda Fuckin Palmer show & will stand around and force idle chit chat with them while my masseuse friend gives them a rub down. & my stomach always hurts. & kevin is coming down this weekend, 16 hours from wisconsin just to ride bikes in florence. oh & to give me a ride back to madison.
Maxx is starting up a zine distro (probably SC's first!) that I'll be helping out with... more updates on that & the new zine as things prgress.
Also, "Gender Neutral at the Gyno" soon. =\ |
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[Nov. 15th, 2009|10:17 pm] |
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I've been too worried all week about the possibilities of all that could go wrong in Madison that I forgot to be excited. Then I remembered that once again I'll be in communal housing, surrounded by rad stinnky friends to cook vegan dinners & go dumpster diving with. It wont just be me trying to hold down the fort in a tiny tiny town, trying not to lose my mind. I'l have more to look forward to each day then walking out to the mail box.
Plus I'll have an amazing person to cuddle with, and a play to play with, and lots of people to meet & become friends with.
And I can make snow people! I havent been able to do that since I was 6!
Anyway, new mini-zine out in the next week. <3 |
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[Nov. 12th, 2009|12:53 pm] |
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...quit my job.
Fuck South Carolina!!
...just sayin. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|11:54 am] |
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I've been listening tothis song alot. This one too.
This herman dune person is the best dancer in the entire world. Just sayin.
Also, this person is coming to stay in my shed soon!
Just for a week though, and they're not bringing the ol hound. :[
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[Nov. 1st, 2009|09:39 pm] |
 Rare video footage of bernard? spaghetti squash
giving their sister a
MOHAWK.This long-forgotten video footage captures the elusive bernard? creature folically torturing the helpless sibling for approximately an hour. Collector's Edition, suitable for internet sadists & #1 creepsters.
Almost completely drowned out by the Dresden Dolls soundtrack, these two brave & demented souls discuss their lives as queer people in a small southern town, stolen scissors, and "salmon coloured nipples." Highlights include:
B?: [mumble mumble] & you're going to move, and I'm going to STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE ::theatrical accompaniment includes bernard? swinging the scissors dangerously close to lauren's head for emphasis::
L: Most of the lesbian erotica I've read has been pretty much the same.
B?: Oh no...in the hot tub at the Wiccan spa resort AGAIN??
Also featuring bernard? making the sassy face AT LEAST 23 times.
Supplies are limited! Reserve yr copy today!
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|05:53 pm] |
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"It was an act of providence and a valiant effort and I appreciate it, but it didnt fuckin' work."
Ok, so I just got home from Wisconsin to a huge stack of mail & I'm doing my best to work my way through it. Thank you all so much for sending me love although I wasn't around to get it.
I owe some people zines but I'm not sure exactly WHO (save a few) so if you;re expecting something from me and havent gotten it, send me an email & I'll deliver it to your house personally.
After 2 weeks of cold wet weather & bikes that were too small, along with 2 days of no sleep capped off with a plane ride, I'm happy to be home. I had fun and I already miss the fuuck out of my friends in the midwest, but it was time to come back and nag my family. & write letters. Which is all I've been doing for two days! that & making mix tapes for pen pals i hope to one day meet...
<3bernard? |
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[Oct. 9th, 2009|02:10 pm] |
I love Frankie Rampage: "This comic made me think of you!"
Woke up this morning to sticky sick subtropical southern summer, october, bordering on my second month being back in town, and gurgling oozy stomach & achy back which no amount of tea in the world can alleviate. Woke up to "bring gloves to Madison, its 40 degrees" & "Obama got a nobel PEACE prize" (while Tookie couldnt even keep from being killed). Woke up to fuck work, I will ride my bike all day though i dont have the right tools to fix the pedal creek.
Woke up to anxiety, excitement, ginger beer, sadness, my sister sobbing, and a guilt trip.
( And Carolina Shame! )
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|12:26 pm] |
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It's raining & feeling some what more close to fall here in South Carolina, finally.
I rode my bike around town last night, past the house in which I grew up, and over to the places where he wrote our names.
I scratched out mine at the hop-out spot, but left the "BT + B? 4L" inside the old train in front of the muesem, so that I could imagine it to be scribbled by some 11 kids while their parents weren't looking. It's what we felt like anyway.
I'm leaving for Madison in 6 days! This whole concept of "vacation" is so weird to me. i've never ha to "plan" a trip, I was always kind of on one.
cuddling in the tent/riding bikes/vegan carrot cupcakes for my birthday/ going on walks with zeus/playing chess with chancho/ gotham bagels/ chain smoking with claire/ drinking kombucha at the faux-op/queer library & the infoshop/ feminist movie night & muffin club/ I cant wait! |
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[Sep. 29th, 2009|11:21 am] |
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My kombucha mother has maggots. They're kind of cute. There were too many to pick out, so I threw it away...
I didn't have the right size rubberband to hold the coffee filter on the jar i was brewing it in, but figured it would be ok for one day... God-yam fruit flies!
Time to grow another one, i guess.
I may be taking a trip to madison in 2 weeks to see Chancho, Kevin, Zeus, Tops, & Claire...
<3
+ I have an absessed tooth. |
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[Sep. 27th, 2009|11:44 am] |
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I keep deciding that I will leave Florence to go ride bikes & eat bagels & wait out the winter in Kev's tent, & then feel guilty sbout leaving my family in the lurch. And then there's the justification of cold weather, and how its non-existant in South Carolina so I can keep warm and dry here until spring, but I know its bullshit. I know I can put on thermals and extra layers and cuddle and be ok. I'm at a place where I don't want to have to make up my mind or be held accountable, and that's crap and so counter-productive.
Sobriety is helping things become a little bit more clear (but oh so much more complicated. But i knew if i didnt strive for sobriety during my stay in florence, i would just get shit face wasted every night and cry myself to sleep.)
I got a new bike yesterday.
 It's a little too big for me. Just barely. Enough to ride it and still feel a little scared. |
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[Sep. 25th, 2009|12:36 pm] |
 You know, some days, I really like this job. All My Best Work I Do At A Slanted Angle#1 -50 pages, trade or 3bucks. There are some of you that don't need to worry about trades- i owe ya one<3 email: trollgilcentral@gmail.com |
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[Sep. 9th, 2009|11:27 pm] |
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I fucking love this dog. I'm also quite fond of the person behind it.
Spent a few hours after work baking them
vegan doggie & human treats.
<3
Life in Florence is still plodding along, I feel like I've got to kick start some weird catalyst inside myself to get anything going in this town. There's a person here named Kevin Wycoff (also known as Slug's Revenge) who inspires me totally- they fell in love with a person here, and has settled down to be with them & their child... though Kevin hasn't been here long, they've already got a gig teaching guitar at the adult education center & will soon be giving workshops at the public library about anarchism in today's society. IN FLORENCE, SC, population 132,800. Whoa!
This time around I'm trying to seek out and utilize resources I didn't realize I had before. Like hanging out with RD's Grandpa David, who is... basically who I want to be. I want to be him so bad! It all started off from randomly mentioning to RD how much I love pickled beets. He then told me I absolutely had to go visit him grandfather with him. So, not only did Grampa David have cabinets full off his various pickling & fermentation projects (including wine made with grapes grown in his backyard) he also had three different types of gardens, a green house, chickens, honey bees, and workshop full of all sorts of amazing tools. And he builds banjos! At 82! I always underestimate both older & younger folks... He says I can go by his shop any time to build screens for printing, & I'm going to take him some kimchee & kombucha in exchange.<3<3<3
Ahahah, All My Best Work I Do At A Slanted Angle will be done TONIGHT!
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[Sep. 3rd, 2009|01:39 pm] |
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It's such a beautiful day, & I haven't made it outside yet other than to walk from my bedroom/shed to the house in search of coffee. But I will, I promise, I just wanted to eat lunch & post first.
It seems that every time I post something in here, my plans have gone and done a complete 180 from the last time. So, disregard anything I may have said about California, Colorado, Richmond, and the like. No more riding freight solo, with just a mandolin and my sorry over-analytical brain. I had just woken up on Kronstadt House's porch when my phone began to ring. The caller id showed my dad's number, so I answered with a "What's up, Pops?!" and made small talk for a few minutes. Something was obviously wrong; he sounded stuffy and slow, and my first thought was that he had been drinking. (My dad gave up booze about 7 years ago but occasionally founds himself floating around the bottom of a bottle) Later I found out he had been bawling in the middle of a Waffle House, but I didn't know this at the time.
"What can I say to get you to come home?" he asked, referring to my "hometown," which isn't my "home" at all, but that's neither here nor there. He's going through a hard time, he says, and needs some mental support. And someone to help him run the coffee shop. Can I help him??
Ahhh...um, summer plans, you know? But how am I going to flat turn down my father just so I can go harvest fucking sugar beets? Granted, I was looking forward to seeing old friends and making new ones, but this is my family. A year ago, he never would have called, and I wouldn't have agreed. I probably would have shrugged my shoulders, took a sip of beer, and mocked him once we got off the phone. Thankfully, things have changed. He's not so much of a controlling jerk, and I'm less of a selfish asshole. We actually enjoy each other's company now. My dad also tried, in his way, to support me when I was going through a lot of whacked out mental shit...and drove all the way to Texas to get Tim & I when we got beat up by those goddamn scum fuck white supremacist shit bags.
I did what I felt I needed to. For probably the first time in my life, I sacrificed something I really wanted to do for someone else. I bit the bullet and temporarily let go of my self-servicing dreams for someone else's safety & comfort. And I don't feel bad about it, I don't feel like I'm being controlled by my family. I'm not the best person to turn to for support, most definitely, but I'll do what I can. 'Cause, kids, it seems to me that the shit has hit the fan in my dad's life. Somehow,not realizing I signed up for the job, I've become therapist, babysitter, coffee shop manager, and marriage counselor all in one/all at once. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|04:40 pm] |
Today, I made a tutu.
& I'm in my younger sister's room, fer crap's sake, so don't start giving me shit about the twighlight poster in the back ground...
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[Aug. 24th, 2009|06:50 pm] |
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I have three goals in life:
1. Build & live in a fully sustainable tree house.
2. Have a sweet mustache
3. Eat cantaloupe in a bubble bath with a hermaphrodite, preferably after having sex with them.
...Looks like Im on my way to accomplishing number 2.
ps- sorry that I neglect you so, live journal friends. I have been so much more stoked about snail mail, now that I have a physical address again. Which reminds me- I am updating my address book to send out some very important things, so email me yr new addresses so that random people dont get a bunch of weird mail. Thanx<3
pps- Send me comix! specially if you draw em yrself!
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[Aug. 5th, 2009|11:51 pm] |
Random, brief interlude of yr life:
My house got busted up by a nosy neighbor, my love interest got increasingly less interesting;
My best friend and I hitched to Wisconsin together, where a really nice person loaned me their rad bike- with brakes!
2 days in and, due miscommunication, failure to signal before turning, and riding too close behind someone, I fell off my bike and broke my wrist.
Oh Dang!
So rather than spending one week in Madison as planned, I'll have to be here for "a few weeks," which I think by doctor's standards mean 3 or 4 weeks. I'm a stubborn ass though, and have been using my sad-broken-wrist-in-cast to do things that arent necessarily helpful for its healing process, andplan to be on my way to minneapolis on the 15th. Then on to South Dakota, Sacramento, San Francisco!
In the meantime, i have been taking time to deconstruct the zine i was working on to make it more relevant to whats going on now. Planned on compiling this stable, cohesive piece of work while keeping myself solitary in one space, only to find that that is the LAST thing i want in my life right now. I've also been researching/reading/processing accountability/self-accountability in (especially abusive) relationships, trying to figure out how I've enabled and maybe even encouraged fucked-up behaviors. Polyamory has been intent on running its course in my brain as well, and for the first time I've been welcome to accepting it in my life as a way to relate to others and understand that I'm more comfortable with the idea of multiple lovers rather than one primary partner i constantly felt dependant on or had somethin to hide from.
On that note, most of the resources I've found about polyamory have been really helpful, but a littleon the "hippie" side. Can any one point me towards more radical, relevant literature/zines? It would be greatly apreciated!
<3bernard spaghetti squash |
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